Bus Jokes!

Bus Customer: "Can I have a return ticket please?"
Polite Bus Driver: "Where to please?"
Bus Customer: "Back here of course, you fool."

A bus conductor in the United States was sentenced to the electric chair as he kept kicking his passengers off his bus. When the prison governor flicked the switch, nothing happened, and after trying this many times, still nothing happened, and he survived, and was eventually released. Later, a journalist asked him if he knew what had stopped him from being electrocuted. "Oh that's simple." he replied. "I've always been a bad conductor!"

A woman dressed in a smart Black and Yellow outfit boarded an A1 minibus. The light-hearted driver commented: "You look just like one of our smart new low floor buses!" "Maybe so" replied the woman, "but you won't get on and off me for thirty pence."

A customer who was slightly late in rising from her seat said to the driver, "I wanted that stop." As he had not yet done his customer care training he replied " I'm sorry madam, the company don't sell them".

A stunt man driving a double deck bus attempted to set a new world record by jumping over 24 motorcycles. He would have succeeded, but someone rang the bell.

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